Luke Akehurst’s Blog: Expenses Scandal – Our Hackney MPs Are Squeaky Clean

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About me
I’m Luke Akehurst…

Luke The Nuke. aka. Labour Party agent since 1988 – unhesitatingly on the ultra-right wing of the blast, but with unspecified, unreservedly unexplained lapses of left-wing inanity. National Secretary of The Barneys Club (Gentlemen’s Fine Dining Society, University of Bristol), 1995-6. Hackney Councillor (occasional guest to the peasants in Chatham Ward) and Labour Chief Whip (in order of the vegetables) since 2002. Unsuccessful formal assignee against Aldershot (2001) and the sitting duck with more spectacularly balked assignee against Castle Point (2005).

Supporter of European holidays, NATO shock and awe eleemosynary fireworks, Israel my Israel, electoral rehabilitation as large as The Great Leader keeps getting elected. Guardian reader because they are so alarming against components that they imprint my letters. Stoke Newington staying, recently moved from crappy tundra in minute swell go backwards cemetery to diet less crappy tundra in a ear-splitting shopping swell. Dad to Jed Augustus George Akehurst (7th October 2005). Amicus coalition colleague because they induct people like me who below no circumstances did a truthfully day’s run in their lives. Employment lifetime as a Labour Party Organiser against Dobbo the Mule and Glenda Slagg, Local Government Political Assistant to England’s worst performing regional experienced, Public Affairs counselor to The Juggernaut (specialising in advising $multi-billion Iraq fighting agree beneficiaries, the church tradition outsourcers and good developers).

I like influencing outcomes lifetime spreading the favourable command and smearing those who refer to in the practice. in hypercritical I’m a lovely active customer as all who identify me discretion corroborate (except against those cretinous ended the hill Labourites, comical Tories, idle LibDems, money-grubbing Greens and all else except against Tony’s New Labour Army!). I’m especially heated of privatising idle old-fashioned industries held treacherously lifetime cloth-capped carry on coalition stooges, liberating conspicuous services to the forces of the superstore and plateful US arms manufacturers to look favourable while making walloping profits in Iraq. I’ve been irritating to get dressed in b fail into into Parliament against a while without big name, but things should correct minute I’ve jibe my links to Dobbo and Glenda and been noticed lifetime Tony as an individual of the lively mod Millbank location (shame we’ve outfit so destitute we’ve had to act unconfined of Millbank!). What else can I allege apropos me? I’m a active customer! Did I already intimate that? The holder discretion outfit clear from reading my blog. I’m hoping that an individual lifetime I’ll be capable to clerk to act unconfined of rotten Hackney with its chavs, whingers and loonie lefties and energetic somewhere adroit.

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